I am currently sitting in the library at Oxy. My friend casey and I have been working on a lab project for the past 14 weeks, and we still aren't done. Now that I think about it, we would probably be done already if we didn't have facebook. I probably would have gone into lab completely prepared, taken perfect notes, not rushed any procedures, gotten perfect results, and I would be done with my 20 page lab report..... But, the internet, other classes, and my social life have clogged my veins and i am having an academic heart attack, which brings me to my next point.....

if the internet was invented in the 1700s, the world would be over by now. think about it, suicide rates have gone up, rumors spread faster, it is another realm for propaganda, and there is less and less human contact because of the internet. i am gonna start an anti internet movement. the internet is just for all those hipster kids who drink coffee everyday, bring their laptops to class, wear jeans w/ holes in them, fresh kicks, and a t-shirt from the 80s all at the same time, carry bags that only have one strap, love porn, love drama, like to watch the office and south park, are vegans, buy small dogs, try to find the newest lil wayne songs before everyone else, and think they are tight because of how much underground hip hop they know.

But then again, I just wrote this, and spent 10 minutes I coulda been writing about epsilon proteobacteria writing about the internet, and you just spent a few minutes reading it.... as charles barkely would say, this is just terrible.

Blogtastic

So, I used to hate on blogs, but I have changed. I really like seeing what people have to say in their blogs, because a lot of times it is really unique. I don't know if my blog will be that unique, because sometimes I think that I have thought of something really cool but it turns out that it was just something that I had heard in a song that I was listing to while online.... whacksauce. I am still gonna try though. Anyways, look for some dope blogs sometime real soon.